i believe this to be the height of rudeness.
people who think their bag deserves a seat on a packed morning tram, bus, train or helicopter deserve to be made to shoot themselves in the faces, then clean up the splatters.
if your bag has shin splints or chronic fatigue then exceptions can be made, but generaly speaking, bags dont mind sitting on the floor, they are pretty 'down to earth' items really, not so 'high and mighty' as their owners may think.
did you like my puns? pretty punny yeah!
on a more posetive note:
"I stick my hand down my settee and I get stuck I can’t get free, all I find’s a measly 50p
And now I’m stuck down my settee with one hand free and shit TV, and I cant quite reach my cup of tea"
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