a catchy tune with food themes:
Friday, July 31, 2009
molten slag
this is my new favourite insult.
i mean molten slag just incase you diddnt realise. i heard it in chemistry today. chemistry is not in any way fun but it does, every now and then, offer up some welcome aditions to my vocabulary.
Two atoms walk into a bar. One says “I think I just lost an electron!” The second atom says “Are you sure?” To which the first replies “I’m positive!”
and with that i say good evening, you bunch of molten slags.
"bangs and smoke were more often the marks of ineptitude than expertise"
i mean molten slag just incase you diddnt realise. i heard it in chemistry today. chemistry is not in any way fun but it does, every now and then, offer up some welcome aditions to my vocabulary.
Two atoms walk into a bar. One says “I think I just lost an electron!” The second atom says “Are you sure?” To which the first replies “I’m positive!”
and with that i say good evening, you bunch of molten slags.
"bangs and smoke were more often the marks of ineptitude than expertise"
Thursday, July 30, 2009
no pants.
today most people have decided to wear no pants to school.
because leggings just dont count.
because leggings just dont count.
I reply to my own posts
I have come to the conclusion the being forced to eat dead bodies is not sufficient punishment for the common room gangsta rap offenders.
Would it be more apt to 'bust a cap' up their collective ass?
To that i say yay, and no remorse i'd feel
Would it be more apt to 'bust a cap' up their collective ass?
To that i say yay, and no remorse i'd feel
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
common room fools
people who scream in the common room should be shot with laser guns.
people who play gangsta rap in the common room should be made to eat the dead bodies of the people who scream in the common room.
ree says amen.
people who play gangsta rap in the common room should be made to eat the dead bodies of the people who scream in the common room.
ree says amen.
a happy ending (of the day)
3 thing happened on the way home from school today that made me happy:
1) saw a girl running to make a pedestrian crossing at a busy intersection. it went red just as she got to it. ha
2) i saw this old man who walks around the streets near my house who always smiles at me. this time he waved aswell. he has no teeth
3)i listened to the song 'the end and everything after' by johnny foreigner and it made me happy so i listened to it again
1) saw a girl running to make a pedestrian crossing at a busy intersection. it went red just as she got to it. ha
2) i saw this old man who walks around the streets near my house who always smiles at me. this time he waved aswell. he has no teeth
3)i listened to the song 'the end and everything after' by johnny foreigner and it made me happy so i listened to it again
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
theme: crackers
Supermarket, what packet of crackers to pick
They’re all the same, one brand, one name, but really they’re not
Look, look, just choose something quick
People are staring, time to come quick in
Cheeks are on fire; just choose something, something, something
Pressure overwhelming
Next minute I am turning out of the door, facing one week without food
A day, a day when things are pretty bad
Don’t let it make you feel sad, the crackers were probably bad luck anyway
Can’t let your cold heart be free
When you act like you’ve got an OCD
These are the words to my favourite song verse at the moment. i like how it's about crakers, just an interesting theme really as there are not enough verses written about crackers in my opinion.
They’re all the same, one brand, one name, but really they’re not
Look, look, just choose something quick
People are staring, time to come quick in
Cheeks are on fire; just choose something, something, something
Pressure overwhelming
Next minute I am turning out of the door, facing one week without food
A day, a day when things are pretty bad
Don’t let it make you feel sad, the crackers were probably bad luck anyway
Can’t let your cold heart be free
When you act like you’ve got an OCD
These are the words to my favourite song verse at the moment. i like how it's about crakers, just an interesting theme really as there are not enough verses written about crackers in my opinion.
hi
everyone knows that we are surounded by stuff. even thin air is made of stuff. air. a combination of colourless and often odourless gasses that sustain life. but what I wonder, would there be if there was nothing. no atoms, no air, just a patch of emptyness. does such a patch even exist. i have often pondered this thought. i once asked a physics teacher, he spoke of a 'vaccum' which i suppose is some kind of void created by sucking all matter out of a certain area. one day i wish to experience nothing. until that time i am stuck with boring and unsatisfying matter.
everyone knows that we are surounded by stuff. even thin air is made of stuff. air. a combination of colourless and often odourless gasses that sustain life. but what I wonder, would there be if there was nothing. no atoms, no air, just a patch of emptyness. does such a patch even exist. i have often pondered this thought. i once asked a physics teacher, he spoke of a 'vaccum' which i suppose is some kind of void created by sucking all matter out of a certain area. one day i wish to experience nothing. until that time i am stuck with boring and unsatisfying matter.
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