molten slag

this is my new favourite insult.

i mean molten slag just incase you diddnt realise. i heard it in chemistry today. chemistry is not in any way fun but it does, every now and then, offer up some welcome aditions to my vocabulary.

Two atoms walk into a bar. One says “I think I just lost an electron!” The second atom says “Are you sure?” To which the first replies “I’m positive!”

and with that i say good evening, you bunch of molten slags.



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