my brother wants to start a band

i was helping him think of names

i suggested 'the boats'
he didnt like it

i suggested 'the littlest atom'
he asked what an atom was

i suggested 'the jaundice brothers'

he said 'oh like the jonas brothers, they're gay for each other'

he's 8



i have taught him well

love will pay the bills

oh if only it did.

i would have no electricity, gas or water. the council would evict me and the bank would take back my house.

lucky i have parents.


today is sunday. tomorrow is monday. i like it how all the days rhyme. probably because they all end in day.

holiday
birthday
yesterday
doomsday

i have done many pointless things today, but none moreso than this.